"Please, John Kerry, stop rolling up your sleeves like you're about to
man a register at Costco. You're a Boston Brahmin who married not one, but two
eccentric heiresses. You're not Joe Sixpack; you're Claus
Von Bulow." —Bill Maher
"John Kerry is finding out that it is no
fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had to deny
internet rumors this week that he had Botox treatments. The Republicans say
Kerry should have a clear, unfurrowed brow the old fashioned way by not giving a
sh--." —Bill Maher
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