Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were in a terrible accident where Marc Anthony's face was severely burned.
The doctor told Marc that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So the adoring wife Jennifer Lopez offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her firm buttocks.
Marc and Jennifer agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the Marc's new beauty. He looked more beautiful than he ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthfulness
One day, Marc was alone with his wife Jennifer, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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