"In response to a request by the 9/11 commission the White House agreed
to declassify the president's daily intelligence briefing from August 6th titled
'Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.' The commission also
wants to see the August 20th briefing, 'No Seriously Bin Laden Determined to
Attack Inside the United States' and also from August 26th, 'Mr. President,
Please Put Down the Game Boy, Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United
States.'" —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
"In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying
the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the
south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished
banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in
reverse off an aircraft carrier." —Tina Fey
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