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"'American Idol' got a record 65 million votes. In fact today, Bush and Kerry started taking singing lessons." óJay Leno

"A fiery Al Gore called for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, and CIA Director George Tenet. Bush was furious. He said to Gore, 'Hey, who elected you president?!'" óJay Leno

"President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off." óJay Leno

"President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?" óJay Leno

President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot." óJay Leno

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