"Bush explained his strategy for transfer
of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a
U-Haul." —David Letterman
"Homeland Security has warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda. And
it must be pretty serious because President Bush has already ignored three memos
about this." —David Letterman
"President Bush is going to establish
elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to
create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David
Letterman
"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of
Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration."
—David Letterman
"I saw the president on TV. I think he's
only had three press conferences during prime time. I though he looked calm. I
thought he looked confident. I thought he looked focused. That's right, he was
drinking again." —David Letterman
"It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten
minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not
Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam." —David Letterman
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