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Three doctors are standing around one day are talkin bout the economy and how it’s affecting their careers
One doc says "Fuck in my country I can take a lung from 1 guy put it in another and they’ll be looking for work in 6 weeks".
Another doc say’s "In my country i can take a kidney from one guy put it in another and they’ll be lookin for work in 3 weeks".
The other doc say’s "Fuck that ain’t nothin in my country I can take a half of a heart and put it in another guy and they’ll both be looking for work in two weeks."
Well little Nicknasty say’s "Fuck that ain’t nothin in my country we can take an asshole out of Texas put him into the Whitehouse and everybody’s lookin for work the next day."

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