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Monica Lewinsky Jokes


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Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

Q. What's Lewinsky's favorite bird?
A. The swallow

Q: What do Monica Lewinski and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both say insert bill here!

Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they are to busy screwing the President.

Q. Why did Clinton cross the road?
A. To get to the intern on the other side, of course

Q: Why did Clinton bomb Iraq?
A: After Monica, he figured he was getting good at bringing people to their knees

Q: What do you call an eight-day blow job? A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.
Q. Why did the intern cross the road?
A. To get to the BOOK CONTRACT she needed to sign on the other side

Q. What was Lewinsky's position at the white house?
A1. Head Intern
A2. Under Secretary
A3. Missionary

Q. What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI?
A. Deep Throat

Q. Why did Clinton recommend Lewinsky for a job at Revlon?
A. He knew she would be good at making things up.

Q. Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton?
A. She wanted to get ahead in the world.

Q. What did Clinton say the night after the Lewinsky story broke?
A. 'What A Bad Tripp!'

Q. What do Sleeping Beauty and Lewinsky have in common?
A. Both were Pricked.

Q. What did Gore say after the Lewinsky story broke?
A. 'Why do they call me the stiff man in the White House?'

Q. What did Monica say when the FBI ask for the "Dress?"
A. Come and get it.

Q. What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
A. Spot remover.

Q. What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A. They both blew it.

Q. What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
A. Sore knees.

Q. What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
A. 'My Taste For Power'

Q. What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
A. I haven't come across your face.

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