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"As with mosquitoes, horseflies, and most bloodsucking parasites, Kenneth Starr was spawned in stagnant water." —James Carville
"Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find." —James Carville, responding to Paula Jones' sexual harassment allegations against Bill Clinton
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