"Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced he will refuse his $175,000 salary
and will work for free. I believe he will be worth every penny." —Craig
Kilborn
"Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of
California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English
language after me.'" —Craig Kilborn
"There was one tricky moment — to get Arnold to put his hand on the
Bible, they stuck it in Paris Hilton's bra." —Craig Kilborn
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