Wimbledon Jokes
What do you serve but not eat?
A Tennis Ball.
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a grass tennis court?
Annette
Why can't a fish win Wimbledon?
They don't like getting close to the net.
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
"What do you mean it was out, it was in!"
What's the hardest thing about winning Wimbledon?
Telling your parents that your gay!
Why should you never fall in love with a Wimbledon champion?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
Why did Andy Murray get in trouble after winning Wimbledon?
Because he raised a racket.
How did a spider win Wimbledon?
Cause it had great topspin.
What time does Andy Murray got to bed?
Tennish.
Why is Snoop Dogg banned from the The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club?
He can't keep off the grass.
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes to Wimbledon?
To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why do blokes stand on the service line at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club?
Because you can order Strawberries and Cream.
My Wimbledon opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
What's new, tennis shoe? Nothings better than hitting it with a winner at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Morning Jog
While out one morning in the park, Andy Murray found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."