Clubhouse Joke

A group of men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and one of the club members responds by activating the speakerphone.

All the others stop to listen.

Man: "Hello!"
Woman "Honey, it's me, are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall and I found a very nice leather jacket for only 1,200 dollars. Do you think I should buy it?"
Man: "Of course, buy it if you really like it"
Woman: "I first went to the Mercedes showroom and the manager showed me the collection from last year. There is a model that I really like ..."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "110,000 dollars"
Man: "OK, but for that price I also want all the options!"
Woman: "Fantastic! Ah, one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is up for sale again, the asking price is 990,000 dollars"
Man: "All right, but first give them an offer of $950,000. If not the other $40,000 is alright, because for that price it still seems like a good deal."
Woman: "OK I'll see you later! I love you like crazy!"
Man: "I love you too"

The man hangs up. The others stare at him in disbelief, without words.
He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know who this mobile phone belongs to?"

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