A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are on a fishing trip.
The Rabbi says he wants a drink, so he walks off the boat, across the water, and grabs the drink.
A few minutes later, the Minister wants a drink too, and also walks across the water.
The priest thinks to himself 'If God lets them walk on water, he'll let me too, and leaves the boat.
The priest sinks like a stone into the lake.
The Rabbi turns to the Minister and says "guess he didn't know where the stepping stones were."
A priest and a minister go fishing together normally. Today they decided to invite the preacher.
So after awhile when they were fishing, the priest said he forgot something, so he climbed out of the boat and walked on the water to get and came back.
Another couple hours later, the minister said he forgot something, too, so he went out of the boat, walked on the water, got it, and came back.
A bit later, the preacher said he forgot something, so he climbed out of the boat and fell into the water.
Then, the priest asked the minister, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"