Joe Biden Jokes


Don't know if Trump Pence is orange,
But Biden Harris white.

Why did Senator Joe Biden lose his voice on the campaign trail?
A hair plug got stuck in his throat!

What did Joe Biden's advisors do on his first full day as vice president?
They spent most of the day watering his hair!

Why shouldn't buy the Joe Biden action figure?
It talks and talks and talks. You just can't get the thing to shut up.

Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure?
The hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him!

Why does Joe Biden think Hilary Clinton is more qualified than him to be Vice President?
She still has her original hair!

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