Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you

Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!

I know your not a pokestop but I�d still spin you around and tap that.

I like to Pikachu when you're naked!

There are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I'm looking for a Gyarados.

You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pok�mon, I'd choose you.

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Aye baby are you a flareon? because you're a sexy fox

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

(Pokemon) You make me want to Sing myself to sleep!

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Are you a Pokemon? Because I would like to catch you with me balls

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Hey girl are you into pokemon because I'd like to skwortle on dim jigglelypuffs

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?

Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod

I don't need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!! -professor sycamore

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I've got Masterballs baby.

Do you want my Wailord inside you.

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

Have you seen my master balls? I heard you cant escape them

You want me to become Charmander? Cause my penis is on fire right now

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

I'd like to squirtle in your jigglypuff.

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Let's have a Togepi of our own!

What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.

You've got the lips of a Jynx!

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

Aye girl you know you want me to squirtle you

The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..

How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

Want to ride my emPOLEon?

You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

STD's are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch �em all! Wanna help me out?

Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.

Want to Link your cable onto me?

I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.

You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.

Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.

You put the "BONE" in Cubone.

I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

You make me RY-HORNY!

You just gave me a Cubone.

My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Pokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle

Charmander is red,
Squirtle is blue.
If you were a Pokemon,
I'd choose you.
Your smile is shiny
Like a Hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James,
We'd make a great team.
I'll stay by your side like
Misty and Ash,
My love for you burns like
A fast Rapidash.
You're more legendary than
Entei of Mew

But out of a million, I choose you.

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