Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage
Bags.
The car reaches its optimum speed when going
downhill.
The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new
needle.
The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror
Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
The odometer on the
dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're
taking.
The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries
Not Included."
You fill up the tank with Unleaded
Coals.
You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet
Pushing.
When you pass hitchhikers, they put their
thumbs down.