Observations On Men Joke
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Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You
shut the door.
Men are all the same - they just have
different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Women
don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they
are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a
real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a
mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around
the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
directions.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that
you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men are created equal.