Bride Jokes
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Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.
Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all
their decisions.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it
Q: Why do bachelors like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
Q: How is being at the singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk
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