Jewish Special Banquet Joke

A very distinguished orthodox rabbi dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, he's greeted by an angel.
The angel says, "You'll be pleased to hear that in honour of your arrival, a special banquet has been prepared. You will be served only the finest meats, fish and pastries."
"Who prepared the banquet?" the rabbi asks.
"Why, none other than Moshe Rabeinu," answers the angel.
"And who is the mashgiach?" the rabbi asks.
"Why God himself," replies the angel.
"Thank you very much," says the Rabbi, "but I'll just have the fruit plate, if you don't mind."

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