Italian Jokes

Q: Why don't Italians have freckles?
A: Because they slide right off.

Q: What's a sure-fire way to know you are Italian?
A: You are 5'4", can bench 350 lbs, and you still cry when your mother scolds you.

Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?
A: Mute.

Q: A couple ways to know you're an Italian in the 21st century:
A: You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

Q: How do you know if you're Italian?
A: You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Did you hear about the 21 year old Italian girl who knelt in front of the statue of Madonna?
She said: "You who conceived without sin, let me sin without conceiving!"

Q: How to Impress an Italian Man:
A:Show up naked, Bring Beer

Q: What's an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository.

Q: What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A: A grease fitting.

Q: How do you brainwash an Italian?
A: Give him an enema.

Q: What language do the Vatican Police speak?
A: Pig Latin!

Q: What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
A: Sicily.

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