Iraq Jokes

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52" 

Q: A rich Iraqi, a poor Iraqi, and Santa Claus all jump off a building, which one will hit the ground first?
A: The poor Iraqi, the other two don't exist

Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.

Q: What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?
A: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

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