British Soldier Joke

As a squad of British soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.    A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled British soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.    "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, �Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of shit!�"    "He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, �Tony Blair is an unprincipled, lying piece of shit too!�"    "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

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