TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
2. Racism is socially acceptable
3. The only province to ever kidnap federal
politicians
4. You can take bets with your friends on which
English neighbor
will move out next
5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in
Canada
6. The FLQ
7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty
French guys
8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
9. NON-smokers are the outcasts
10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo
bastards"