Russian Cosmonaut Joke

A Russian cosmonaut crash landed in the Great Red Dessert (Australia), and comes to in a white room, looking up at the ceiling, trying to move and figure where he is. After a few moments, the face of a pretty nurse appears above him and he is transfixed.
He summon up a weak voice and asks, "Did you bring me here to die?"
She looks down at the poor guy and says, " No, mate, we brought you 'ere 'yes-te-die'."

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