Bogan Jokes

Three bogans are in a car who is driving?
The policeman.

Did you hear about the new 4 million dollar NSW Lottery?
The winner gets 4 dollars a year for a million years.

How do you know if you're a bogan?
You let your 16 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table front of her kids.

What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

Where does a bogan live?

What does a bogan do when his dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

How does an bogan get a girlfriend?
By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!

What should you do if you find three bogans buried up to their neck in cement?
What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask a bogan!

What do you call an European Orgy? A snowball
What do you call a Abo Orgy? Mud Wrestling
What do you call a Bogan Orgy? FAMILY REUNION!

You might be a Bogan if

You have a picture of Pauline Hanson on your wall.

A conspiracy theory is more plausible than the absolute truth staring you in the face.

It's been less than a week since your last altercation with a hippie or homosexual.

There is a sequel in the theater you have been dying to see.

you've been on a cruise ship in the last 6 months.

You and your friends argue about whose going to join the army first.

You glass any cunt who even utters the term "layoffs"

your the last person to jump on the bandwagon.

you are constantly being seduced by home fitness equipment infomercials and reality tv.

your favorite show is Two and a Half Men.

you don't realize there is music outside of Commercial Radio and Ministry of Sound compilations.

you are a swing voter because you are politically illiterate and have no internal political compass.

your two favorite things are hot Asian chicks and designer drugs.

You have seen every Fast & Furious movie at least twice.

you have used the word Maxtreme, at least once, to describe a friend or activity.

you have driven 100 km to a casino because of your mind-boggling mathematical ineptitude.

you have been arrested on multiple occasions for road rage.

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