Arabic David Letterman Jokes


"Yasser Arafat is now dead. Damn, just when the peace process was going so well." -David Letterman

"According to Palestinian sources Yasser Arafat is dead but improving." -David Letterman

"I thought this was kind of a breakthrough. Yasser Arafat says he likes George Bush's idea of a brand new Palestinian election, as long as they count the ballots in Florida." -David Letterman

"Yesterday, Yasser Arafat was finally able to leave his compound. And what an emotional scene - on the way out high-fiving all those suicide bombers." -David Letterman

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