School Work Joke
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One day a boy comes home from school and says,
"Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school."
so the father replies,
"go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars."
so the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes.
his dad says ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.
so he does and sure enough she says yes.
so the father says, you see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars
but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."