Magic Slide Joke
There was these three little girls, and a magical slide.
The first little girl went to go buy her ticket to get on the magical slide when she went to go get it the the ticket guy said before you go down this magic slide make a wish.
When she got up the slide the little girl said I wish for a lot of lolly pops then she fell in a pile of lolly pops.
Then the next day a next little girl went to go get her magical slide ticket.
Once again ticket guy made sure he told her to make a wish before she went down the slide
When the little girl got up there she said I wish for a pile of candy so when she reached the bottom she fell in a pile of candy.
Now the last little girl came up, but no one was there so she just went up to the top of the slide, and she said wee-wee-wee,and she fell in a pile of wee-wee's.