Eye Left Tit Joke
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A wife and her husband were doing yard work , after a while the wife felt she had done enought for the day and went inside to have a shower.
after she was in and soaping herself her husband threw a pebble at the sliding door she got out soping wet to see what he wanted
her husband then pointed to his EYE , then his KNEE and made raking motions wit his arms. (I need the rake)
his wife then pointed to her eye
grabbed her left breast and smacked her ass
and walked inside.
The husband seeing his was confused and went into the house. after his wife dried off and put on a robe he asked her "what on earth was that u did?'
she then said " I left it behind the bush "