Stolen Purses Joke
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There were 3 girls. A blonde brunette and a red head.
They stole purses from a department store so they were running from the cops.
They ran away and the redhead went up a tree the brunette went to the cow stables and the blonde went to the vegetable patch.
Then the cops walked pass the tree and said they herd something so the brunette said "Cucaw Cucaw". So the cop said "Oh it was just a bird."
Then they walked past the cow stables and said "Hey I heard something" then the brunette went "Moo Mooo". the cops said "Oh its just a cow."
Then they went past the vegetable patch then the cop said "Hey I heard something over here" then the blonde said.... vegetaaabblleesss!(in whispering voice)