A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes,
when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard
just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, asshole. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes
have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching
my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond says,
"You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"