Twenty Year Anniversary Joke

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from
their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her
husband in the basement, crouched in the corner, facing the wall, and

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?",    he
replied. "And remember he said I had two choices; I could either marry you,
or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
"I would have been released today."

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