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The Terminal Diet
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill.
He goes
to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to
undergo tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,
and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your
tests
and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to
do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and
pita bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can
get under the door."
By Bill C
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