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THE MAID
A woman suspects her husband is
cheating on her. One day, she dials
her home and a strange woman answers. The woman says, " Who is
this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid", said the woman. The maid says,
"I was hired
this morning by the man of the house. The woman says, "Well,
this is his
wife. Is he there?" The maid replied, "he is upstairs in
the bedroom
with someone who I figured was his wife." The woman is fuming.
She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make
$50,000?" The
maid says, "What will I have to do?"The woman tells her,
"I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's
with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun
shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the
bodies?" The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming
pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says, "Is this
832-4821?"
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