A man suspects his wife is cheating on him. One day, he dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid", said the man.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the woman of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his
husband. Is she there?"
The maid replied, "she is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband."
The man is fuming.
He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $100,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot that whore and the asshole she's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and the gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the man says, "Is this 732-4621?"

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