THE MAID Joke
A man suspects his wife is
cheating on him. One day, he dials
his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is
this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid", said the man.
The maid says,
"I was hired
this morning by the woman of the house.
The woman says, "Well,
this is his
husband. Is she there?"
The maid replied, "she is upstairs in
the bedroom
with someone who I figured was her husband."
The man is fuming.
He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make
$100,000?"
The
maid says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her,
"I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot that whore and the asshole she's
with."
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and the gun
shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the
bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming
pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the man says, "Is this
732-4621?"