Telepathic Watch Joke

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to
a good looking girl and starts looking at his
watch. The girl notices this and asks him if
his date is late.

"Oh, no!" he replies, "I've just got this new
state-of-the-art watch, and I was just about
to test it." "

"What does it do?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

"Ha! Well it must be broken then because
I am!"

"Damn! This thing must be an hour fast."

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