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Super Sex
One day Superman was
feeling a bit horny. So, he began to
ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get
a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"
"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best
sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman.
I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really
want
to take advantage of her."
"Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman
and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when
he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down.
"Hey G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging
bachelor,
who's the best babe in comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and
away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I
didn't
realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in
frustration.
Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with
her legs apart and up in the air.
Superman was tempted. "Goddarn it!" he thought to himself,
"I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of
there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and
a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression.
"What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,
"But my ass is killing me."
By
Kickbak
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