Secret Joke

A man walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar but
decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the waiter
approaches he says to the customer, "what's the
name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike" for the
slogan 'Just Do It'.

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
Really Satisfies'
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to his left,
with a smile, looks back and says, 'Timex' The thirsty customer asks
"why Timex?" The fella proudly replies "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right that is
sipping a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man
to his right to him and proudly exclaims, 'Ford' because "quality is job
1" Then adds "Have you driven a Ford lately?" Even more shaken, the
customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for
his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims "The name of my penis is
Now give me my beer" The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer,
but with a puzzled look asks, 'Why 'Secret'? The customer says, "Strong
enough for a man but made for a woman!!!"

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