Revenge
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another
woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down
the
stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured
it
tightly
and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband
terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it
off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You
are. I'm
going to set the garage on fire."
By
Lorie B
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