Quickie Joke

John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into
operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the
Smiths have company," he called out, "Matt riding a new bike and the
Sanders are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

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