Oral Sex
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a
few beers after work.
The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not
allow him to go drinking
with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome
that problem:
"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down
under the sheets,
gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex.
Women
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the
boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself.
Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the
sheets,
gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex.
She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while,
he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back,
got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door
and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the
john.
"How did you get in
here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied,
"you'll wake-up my mother!"
By Scott21
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