Little Johnny's Teacher Joke
A young female teacher was giving an assignment
to her Grade 6 class one
day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She
quickly
turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?" "Well
teacher, I just saw one of
your garters." "Get out of my classroom," she yells,
"I don't want to see
you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to
title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.
She
quickly turns and asks,"What's so funny Billy?" "Well
miss, I just saw both
of your garters." Again she yells, "Get out of my
classroom!" This time the
punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three
weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns
around
again. So she bends over to pick it up.
This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student.
She
quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you
think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I
just saw, my
school days are over."