An Irishman, an Italian, and a Texan are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar
is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but
where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink,
and MacDougal himself will buy your
The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but
where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn,there's this place, Vinny's.
At Vinny's, you buy a drink,
Vinny buys you a drink. You buy vino glass,
Vinny buys a vino glass"
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Texan guy says, "You think that's great?
Where I come from, there's this place called Raw Hide
At Raw Hide, they buy you your first drink, they buy you
your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then,
they take you in the back and get you laid!"
Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic!
Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Texan, "but it happened to my sister!"