There's a Greek, a Turk and a beautiful woman sitting
next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel
and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a SLAP!!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Greek sitting
there looking perplexed. The Turk is bent over holding his face which is
red from an apparent slap.
The Turk is thinking "Ya Allah, that Greek must have tried to kiss
this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The lady is thinking, "that Turk must have moved to kiss me
and kissed the Greek instead and got slapped."
The Greek was thinking to himself..."If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and
slap that Turk again."