3 Greeks And 3 Turks Joke
3 Greeks and 3 Turks are travelling by train to a conference. At the
station, the 3 Turks each buy tickets and watch as the 3 Greeks buy
only
a single ticket.
"How are 3 people going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one Greek.
They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but
all
three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly
after the train has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and
says, "
Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges
with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after
the
conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip
and
save
some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to
the
station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment,
the Greeks don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed Turk.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Greek.
When they board the train the 3 Turks cram into a restroom and the 3
Greeks
cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward,
one
of the Greeks leaves his restroom
and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks
on
the door and says, "Ticket, please."