Top NFL Complaints Jokes
Top NFL Complaints
- After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players
start shooting back with live ammunition.
- Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . .
"head" or "tail".
- Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the finger".
- Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their
last remaining fan.
- With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial
slur" is meaningless.
- Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to
- Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
- Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and
white week after week after week!
- Don King only bribes boxing judges.
- Official rule books not made in Braille.
- I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!