Super Bowl 50 (Febuary 7, 2016; Seattle Seahawks vs New England Patriots)
Super Bowl XLIX (Febuary 1, 2015; Seattle Seahawks vs New England Patriots)Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?
Super Bowl XLVIII (Febuary 2, 2014; Seattle Seahawks vs Denver Broncos)Dear Richard Sherman, I'm getting all my "ducks" in a row.
Super Bowl XLVII (Febuary 3, 2013; San Francisco 49ers vs Baltimore Ravens)If Ravens & 49ers are tied at end of regulation of Super Bowl XLVII, the 2 Harbaugh brothers will meet at midfield and wrestle to see who wins.
Super Bowl XLV (Febuary 6, 2011; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers)Q: Why did Ines Sainz feel uncomfortable in the New York Jets locker room?
Super Bowl XLIII (Febuary 1, 2009; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Arizona Cardinals)
Q: How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?
A: Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
Q: Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
A: He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn't catch him!
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: No one knows, and we may never find out!
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and Frosties?
A: Frosties belong in a bowl!
Q: Ben Roethlisberger and his family are in a moving vehicle whose driving?
A: The paramedics!
Q: Whats more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad?
A: Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!
A man overhears two people talking about Super Bowl XLIII at a bar in Tampa Bay, Florida.
What if 100 Steelers fans were on the Moon?
Thats A Problem!
What if 1000 steelers fans were on the Moon?
Still A Problem!
What if all the steelers fans were on the Moon?
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."
Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."
Q: What do you call an event when two cities that legalized marijuana get together.
A: The Super Bowl