Snowboarding Jokes


What was the snowboarders last words?
Hey dude, watch this!

What is the difference between a snowboarding instructor and a snowboarding student?
3 days

What do you call a snowboarding instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Homeless

What do snowboarders order from Fast Food Restaurants?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.

What do you call a gangsta snowboarder?
Froze-T

How do you know if there's a snowboarding instructor in your bed?
You wake up wet!

What is a snowboarders favorite game?
Ice Spy with my little eye...

How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?
By Air Mail.

How many snowboarding instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, snowboarding instructors don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

Why does toilet paper like snowboarding?
Because its the fastest way to get to the bottom.

What instrument does a snowboarder play?
Air Guitar.

Why don't snowboarders shop at Big Lots?
Because they prefer Ollie's.

What do you call a poorly constructed snowboarding course?
A half-assed pipe.

Why did the snowboarder want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake

S.P.O.R.E.
: Stupid Person On Rental Equipment

I like big dumps and I can not lie / You other brothers can't deny.

I heard fresh dumps turn Lindsey on (Vonn).

A never-ever on the slopes is a yard sale waiting to happen.

Learning how to snowboard is just half-pipe the battle.

Ski Lodge
Three snowboarders go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says,

"I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,

"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"


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