How is music like ice skating? If you don't "C sharp" you'll
"B flat."
How do you get a complex ice pair number? Find a real figure skater and pair
him with Surya Bonaly!
While ice-skating, my friend had a nasty fall, sliding face-downward 20-feet
across the ice. The rink doctor examined him and decided there was nothing he
could do for him or the large bruise on his forehead. "Would you like some
ice for that?" he offered. (author unknown)
"This week 15-year-old gold medalist Tara Lipinski made a lot of news.
She is now going to be advertising a figure skating Barbie doll. This will be
the first Barbie ad where under the spokesperson's picture it says 'actual
size."
(From: Conan O'Brien 3/4/98)
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