Season Ticket Joke

A husband was engrossed in a magazine while his wife was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

"Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmmmm," her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine.

Wanting to test him, she asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not!" he said.

"That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not."

"Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.

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