Funny Hockey Jokes:
What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
In a hockey game, the fights are real.
Why don't hockey players drink tea?
Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Only shake hands with a hockey player cuzz other athletes play with their balls.
What's the difference between a fat chick and the Buffalo Sabres?
Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
How did the blonde fisherman die?
He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!