Tennessee Titans Jokes

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Q: How many Tennessee Titans does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: How do the Titans count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.

Q: What do you call an Tennessee Titan with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Titans fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Tennessee Titans does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Tennessee Titans.

Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Tennessee Titans out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Tennessee Titans players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Tennessee Titans fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Indianapolis."

Q: How do you stop an Tennessee Titans fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Indianapolis Blue and White!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Tennessee Titans fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Titans wide receiver, a Titans linebacker, and a Titans defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an Tennessee Titans fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Tennessee Titans football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Tennessee Titans fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the Tennessee Titans fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an Tennessee Titans fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call an Tennessee Titan in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that Tennessee's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Tennessee Titans fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don�t burn out man!

Q: What does a Tennessee Titans fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They�re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Tennessee Titans fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Titans spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Titans fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Indianapolis blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Tennessee Titans want to change their name to the Tennessee Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Nashville in case of a tornado?
A: LP Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over LP Field upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Memphis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Nashville would want one.

Child Welfare

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tennessee Titans, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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